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!! CURRENT RARE ITEM: SPUNKY SUMMER SHORTS (RELEASE DATE COMING SOON 2026)
 
PERVERSION SCALE RATED 10/10
 
I have worn these shorts religiously throughout the first leg of summer, and there is a level of shame I feel in regards to just how fucking gross these are. Like seriously, months of sweat ball and ass sweat, p!ss, farts, spit (blowjobs <3) lube... you name it, it's seen it. Oh... and the 20+ loads if you couldn't already notice the absolute work of art that is all those stains. :3

Close your eyes and imagine yourself sniffing and licking these vile shorts whilst gooning to my nastiest content for a moment...
 
These are vacuumed sealed to maintain "Freshness". However, upon purchase I'll take them out for one last spin ;) I'll provide you with a lil photoset, and a video of another load going into them before re-sealing. <3

+ A cute sticker !
 
(Discreet Packaging in a plain brown envelope)
 
have fun!